May 2013
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April 2013
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March 2013
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never saw this one before, but holy shit is it funny
February 2013
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THE NOSE THAT TURNS UP
Do you think this woman’s had some work done, or does she just have one of those faces?
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January 2013
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FORENSICS CLUB
Our coach, at practice, said “they won’t believe you until they see you do it,” which would be great advice if our presentation were about something besides the ethics of euthanasia
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ONE WEIRD SECRET
Acai berries can suck it. We broke up and I lost
thirty pounds, never looked
better, ready to start fucking supermodels
any day now
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PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
My house where I’ve always lived
is under a common
flight path on a busy street
within aural range of a commercial railroad.
I wonder what boats sound like.
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